WhereMyBear — Official Whitepaper
Bear Manure Backed Reality
The First Phygital Meme Project in Web3 History
1. Introduction: This Is Not Just a Meme. This Is a Legend.
WhereMyBear is not just a viral absurdity.
It is not just a game.
It is not just an NFT project.
It is the world’s first phygital meme project — where a real piece of bear manure from the Siberian taiga becomes the foundation of a digital legend — and triggers a chain of real-world good.
This is Bear Manure Backed Reality — a myth built on survival, absurdity, and tangible impact on the world.
2. Core Concept: Phygital as a Cycle of Legend
Phygital is not just "physical + digital".
It is a continuous value chain where the physical world generates the digital, and the digital transforms the physical world for good.
WhereMyBear is the first true phygital meme project, built on this cycle:
1. Physical Absurdity: Petроvich finds manure in the taiga. This is a real, tangible event.
2. Digital Legend: This event becomes the foundation of a myth: vlogs, game, token, NFT. The digital economy grows from a physical story.
3. Real Good: Revenue from the digital legend funds real ESG projects — from advanced cardiometers to reforestation.
3. The Legend: A Myth for the Web3 Age
Characters
- Kosolapiy — Shit-Maker. The CEO of WhereMyBear. Head of Bear Manure Backed Reality.
- Petроvich, Ivanych, Mikhalych — The Three Hunters. Survivors of the taiga. Guardians of the legend.
- Petrovich:Shit-Walker. The Survivor of Bear’s Bounty games. The one who "requisitioned" the R&D-grade manure.
- Ivanych: Shit-Breaker. The silent packer. A kind person who cares about everyone. Keeper of order.
- Mikhalych:Shit-Shaker. The driver. The joker. The master of FUD.
Story
1. Kosolapiy creates a company: WhereMyBear.
2. He leaves R&D-grade manure in the forest for The Meme Lab research.
3. Petроvich finds it. Requisitions it for Boxes of Legend.
4. The manure is packaged, tracked, shipped.
5. The buyer receives a physical packet — and a digital legend.
6. The legend grows: through game, NFT, token, ESG.
You can follow it in real time.
4. Phygital Product: Boxes of Legend
Each box is a portal to the legend, combining physical artifacts with digital power.
Scout Box ($100)
- Physical:
- Packet of real bear manure (R&D Batch #42)
- Packet of real taiga soil — straight from the forest where the manure was found
- Foldable cup with WhereMyBear × Sibera.Dev logo
- Stickers
- Brochure: "The Legend of The Three Hunters" — the origin story of the hunters
- Digital:
- NFT: "Scout of the Forest"
- Access to The Shit Journey Live
- Role in Discord: Scout
Survivor Box ($200)
- Physical:
- Includes all from Scout Box
- Digital:
- NFT: "Survivor"
- Right to name a tree in BMBR Forest
- Voting rights in WhereMyImpact DAO
Bear King Box ($20,000)
- Physical:
- Includes all from Survivor Box, plus:
- Wooden display box with engraved bear paw
- Personal taiga map with buyer’s name
- Handwritten note from one of The Three Hunters
- Digital:
- NFT: "Bear King" + "The Three Hunters"
- Name in Hall of Legends
- Full DAO rights
- VIP access to Bear Shit Fest
Each is tracked via The Shit Journey Live.
5. The Games:
Bear’s Bounty: Siberian Chase
- Web-based 3D runner game + telegram mini-app
- Players run from bears as Petrovich, collect gifts, find portals
- Earn $BMBR tokens (before and after TGE - Token Generation Event)
- Withdraw $BMBR to wallet after token launch
- Leaderboard: one day in Top 3 → free Scout Box
Bear’s Bounty: DOOM
- Web-based 3D shooter game + telegram mini-app
- Players run after Petrovich from memes that are looking for Kosolapy to get shit from him for growth, collect gifts, find portals
- Earn $BMBR tokens (before and after TGE - Token Generation Event)
- Withdraw $BMBR to wallet after token launch
- Leaderboard: one day in Top 3 → free Scout Box
6. $BMBR Token — Bear Manure Backed Reality
| Parameter | Value |
|---|---|
| Name | $BMBR — Bear Manure Backed Reality |
| Blockchain | BNB Chain (BEP-20) |
| Total Supply | 1,000,000,000 |
| Transaction Tax | 0% |
| Liquidity Pool | Locked for 2 years |
| Ownership | Renounced |
| Burn Mechanism | 1% of every swap automatically burned |
| Royalty | 0.5% to Ecosystem Fund |
Token Distribution
| Allocation | Amount | % |
|---|---|---|
| Team & Operations | 200,000,000 | 20% |
| Game & Player Rewards | 300,000,000 | 30% |
| NFT Drops & Community | 150,000,000 | 15% |
| Liquidity | 100,000,000 | 10% |
| Reserve (Staking, Events, Burn) | 250,000,000 | 25% |
| Total | 1,000,000,000 | 100% |
Use Cases
- Buy boxes (up to 50% in $BMBR)
- Earn in Bear’s Bounty
- Stake for rewards
- Vote in DAO
- Activate memes in The Meme Lab
7. The Shit Journey Live: Real Phygital
The most important innovation:
We don’t claim it’s real. We prove it.
The Process
1. Order received → "New order on Scout Box"
2. Petrovich enters the forest → "Temp: -18°C. Mood: combat-ready."
3. Manure found → Coordinates sent via radio
4. Petrovich returns → Hands over to Ivanych
5. Ivanych packages → "Manure sealed. Ready for shipment."
6. Mikhalych delivers → "Box to post office. No incidents."
7. Shipped → Tracking number, photo, delivery confirmation
This is not a metaphor. This is reality.
8. $3M Mission: Good from Shit
- 30% of box revenue funds real ESG projects:
- CardioGuard: Creating the most advanced mobile cardiometer for extreme conditions — for climbers, rescuers, athletes, military, and astronauts.
- PureFlow: Creation of a new generation of water purification systems: from household options to supplying large villages
- Larch Forest: 6100 trees will be planted next spring
- Bear Power: Creation of Energy drink from the taiga
9. The Meme Lab: Where Shit Becomes Viral
The Meme Lab is not a joke.
It is a scientific hypothesis embedded in the heart of the WhereMyBear mythos:
This is the lab where:
- R&D-grade bear manure is studied as a catalyst of virality
- Pepe, Doge, Wojak, and other are believed to have gained their power after contact with the substance
- Absurdity is weaponized into cultural impact
What The Meme Lab Is:
- A satirical research facility run by Kosolapiy
- A content engine that generates viral posts
- A proof of concept that meme power can be "sourced"
- A bridge between the physical absurdity and digital culture
Examples from The Meme Lab:
- "Pepe ate a chocolate bar, Kosolapy gave him this shit. In 3 seconds - became an icon."
- "Doge drank it like coffee. Now he barks on the entire internet."
- "Nemo swam through Kosolapiy’s river. Got stained. Became a meme."
It turns the project into a self-replicating cultural virus.
10. WhereMyImpact DAO
- Governed by NFT holders and $BMBR stakers
- DAO members receive profits from ESG projects.
- Vote on profit distribution (e.g., to development, new initiatives, charity).
- No influence over ESG product design — each project is managed by its own team of professionals with expert knowledge.
- No team control. Only community..
11. Why This Works: The Psychology of the Legend
| Element | Psychological Effect |
|---|---|
| Absurdity ("Petrovich stole the shit") | Catches attention, breaks pattern |
| Reality (The Shit Journey Live) | Kills doubt, builds trust |
| Game (Bear’s Bounty) | Makes user a participant |
| Myth (Kosolapiy, The Three Hunters) | Creates awe, exclusivity |
| Status (Scout → Survivor → King) | Triggers pride, belonging |
| Good ($3M Mission) | Gives meaning, purpose |
| The Meme Lab | Turns the project into a cultural phenomenon |
12. Roadmap (Jan 2025 – Jun 2026)
| Date | Milestone |
|---|---|
| Jan 2025 | Concept & legend created |
| Apr 2025 | Website launch, The Shit Journey begins |
| Sep 2025 | Bear’s Bounty v1.0 launch |
| Sep 2025 | The Shit Journey Live — official start |
| Sep 2025 | The Bear’s CEO Log — Episode 1 |
| Sep 2025 | The Meme Lab Launch |
| Sep 2025 | $BMBR Token Launch on four.meme |
| Oct 2025 | Bear King Box sales begin, $3M Mission started |
| Apr 2026 | $3M Mission complete |
| Jun 2026 | WhereMyImpact DAO live |
12. Conclusion: The First Phygital Meme Project
WhereMyBear is not a copy.
Not a trend.
Not a meme factory.
It is the first project where physical absurdity — bear manure — becomes the foundation of a digital empire.
We are:
- The first phygital meme project
- The first to track absurdity in real time
- The first to build a myth that changes the world
Links
- Website: wheremybear.com
- X: @wheremybear
- TikTok: @wheremybear
- Discord: discord.gg/wheremybear
- $BMBR: Launching on four.meme
Bear Manure Backed Reality
From shit to legend. From legend to good.
A project by Sibera.Dev